{"id":8589,"date":"2016-03-18T23:19:51","date_gmt":"2016-03-18T23:19:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=8589"},"modified":"2016-03-18T23:19:51","modified_gmt":"2016-03-18T23:19:51","slug":"happy-birthday-angelstormee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/03\/happy-birthday-angelstormee\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday AngelStormee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>March 18th, the birthday of both Anna (Chris&#8217; Mum) and AngelStormee (Chris&#8217; bank account). So with the two loves of his life both celebrating their birthdays on the same day, you would expect that Chris is running around, thinking of the best way to show them both how much they mean to him. Flowers, a birthday meal treat for his Mum, a public declaration of his love for his\u00a0<del>bank manager<\/del> wife to be Angel?<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t be silly!<\/p>\n<p><strong>*Credit To The Anon Who Sent This In:<\/strong><\/p>\n\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_1171047969\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cdn.streamable.com\/video\/mp4\/v217.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So he owes his Mum \u00a3450 and promised Angel he&#8217;d pay her back the \u00a350 he borrowed from her in time for her birthday. And how does he celebrate their special days?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, buy himself another laptop and booze.<\/p>\n<p>Listening to her beg for her Ops back as a birthday present, after all she has given him, was disgraceful. I know there are mixed opinions of her out there, but that was just sad.<\/p>\n<p>When is this woman ever going to wake up to the fact that Chris cares about nobody but himself? He will fleece every last penny she has, then dump her the minute she&#8217;s broke.<\/p>\n<p>As for Mum, what did she get for her birthday?<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know for sure, but i&#8217;d wage a big fat wad of notes on it that it was fuck all!<\/p>\n<p>So despite the amount of times Angel has kicked me from the chat lol (it&#8217;s only the Internet) we wish you a happy birthday from everyone here.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>March 18th, the birthday of both Anna (Chris&#8217; Mum) and AngelStormee (Chris&#8217; bank account). So with the two loves of his life both celebrating their birthdays on the same day, you would expect that Chris is running around, thinking of the best way to show them both how much they mean to him. Flowers, a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8591,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1658,1020,2377,1820,58,2423,1434],"class_list":["post-8589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-angelstormee","tag-birthday","tag-christopherwhiledj","tag-desperate","tag-ivlog","tag-ops","tag-sexychris"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8589"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8589\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}