{"id":8598,"date":"2016-03-19T22:05:06","date_gmt":"2016-03-19T22:05:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=8598"},"modified":"2016-03-19T22:05:06","modified_gmt":"2016-03-19T22:05:06","slug":"cherrybreeze-get-to-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/03\/cherrybreeze-get-to-know\/","title":{"rendered":"Cherrybreeze: Get To Know My Lady Wood"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Her famous catchphrase &#8220;get to know yourself&#8221; couldn&#8217;t of been more appropriate than in tonight&#8217;s co-host cast from Amy100 and Cherrybreeze.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t just about Zoe getting to know her\u00a0<em>lady wood,\u00a0<\/em>or\u00a0<em>woman wood\u00a0<\/em>as she called it, but Amy, myself, and about 50 other sexually intrigued viewers all waiting to witness this\u00a0<em>hardened\u00a0<\/em>(excuse the pun) beauty of mother nature.<\/p>\n<p>For those who are unfamiliar with the term\u00a0<em>lady<\/em> <em>wood,<\/em> i am reliably informed by the brains of the Internet, Google, that it is the\u00a0<em>female erection, where the clitoris swells due to sexual excitement at reading UKM &#8211;\u00a0<\/em>ok, maybe the last part is untrue, but basically it&#8217;s when the female is rampant enough to even shag Johnny Cardinal.<\/p>\n\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_386522947\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cdn.streamable.com\/video\/mp4\/qzuu.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Alas, the pearly white panties stayed on, and the\u00a0<em>lady wood\u00a0<\/em>was left to our perverted imaginations.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Still, beats watching songs of praise i suppose.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Her famous catchphrase &#8220;get to know yourself&#8221; couldn&#8217;t of been more appropriate than in tonight&#8217;s co-host cast from Amy100 and Cherrybreeze. It wasn&#8217;t just about Zoe getting to know her\u00a0lady wood,\u00a0or\u00a0woman wood\u00a0as she called it, but Amy, myself, and about 50 other sexually intrigued viewers all waiting to witness this\u00a0hardened\u00a0(excuse the pun) beauty of mother&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8600,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1839,509,2425,1123,58,2424,1270],"class_list":["post-8598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-amy100","tag-cherrybreeze","tag-clitoris","tag-horny","tag-ivlog","tag-lady-wood","tag-zoe"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8598","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8598\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8600"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}