{"id":9008,"date":"2016-04-24T13:05:15","date_gmt":"2016-04-24T12:05:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=9008"},"modified":"2016-04-24T13:05:15","modified_gmt":"2016-04-24T12:05:15","slug":"the-problem-with-lying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/04\/the-problem-with-lying\/","title":{"rendered":"The Problem With Lying"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is you can never remember which lie you told to which person. Take Mark here, after being accused of exploiting the recent Oma v Scrag drama to get viewers:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9009 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Mark-and-the-GG-ban3.png\" alt=\"Mark and the GG ban3\" width=\"342\" height=\"410\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>That was on Friday the 22nd April. As you can see, Mark is saying that the reason VL is running like a bag of sh*t lately is because the servers are burning out due to excessive hits.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Which is odd, because on the 19th April, he posted this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9010 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Mark-more-server-problems-4-1.png\" alt=\"Mark -  more server problems 4\" width=\"509\" height=\"411\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Mark-more-server-problems-4-1.png 509w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Mark-more-server-problems-4-1-420x339.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 509px) 100vw, 509px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Then also on the 17th April, we were told this was the problem:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8975 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Mark-more-server-problems.png\" alt=\"Mark - more server problems\" width=\"509\" height=\"161\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Mark-more-server-problems.png 509w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Mark-more-server-problems-420x133.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 509px) 100vw, 509px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But hey, not a problem for Mark. He fixed the problem by rewriting his code again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8971 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Mark-more-server-problems2.png\" alt=\"Mark - more server problems2\" width=\"509\" height=\"161\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Mark-more-server-problems2.png 509w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Mark-more-server-problems2-420x133.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 509px) 100vw, 509px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But it&#8217;s still broken. Even this morning, it took a few seconds for VL to load. Now let&#8217;s humour Mark, and pretend that all the crashes and problems recently are\u00a0<strong>nothing<\/strong> to do with his inability to code, and it&#8217;s all because of more and more traffic, then what happened to all the new servers he claimed to have added from the VIP money?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Trust me, any server that has the specs of the ones he claims to use, is an extremely powerful machine. Throw in 25 of them, as he claims, then they should not be anywhere near capacity. Breakers, Vapers and Instagib are dead. the only site that would be using any kind of bandwidth is VL.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Is VL that busy that it needs more mega powerful servers adding? Or is it as we suspect, the servers are fine, Marks code is not?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9013 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Oma-and-Mark-drama10.png\" alt=\"Oma and Mark drama10\" width=\"219\" height=\"51\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I mean, it&#8217;s not as though Mark doesn&#8217;t like to tell the odd porky here and there is it?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9011 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Mark-and-the-GG-ban5.png\" alt=\"Mark and the GG ban5\" width=\"342\" height=\"410\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark, you are yet to ban a single VPN IP i use on VL, nevermind seeing my REAL IP address. But yeah, you keep convincing yourself that you have banned over 81 million VPN&#8217;s and everybody has to use their true IP&#8217;s lol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is you can never remember which lie you told to which person. Take Mark here, after being accused of exploiting the recent Oma v Scrag drama to get viewers: &nbsp; &nbsp; That was on Friday the 22nd April. As you can see, Mark is saying that the reason VL is running like a bag of&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9012,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[2494,1070,1754,186,2493,1751],"class_list":["post-9008","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-crashes","tag-lies","tag-mark-vaughn","tag-mvn","tag-site","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9008","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9008"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9008\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9012"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9008"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9008"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9008"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}