{"id":9177,"date":"2016-05-15T20:38:35","date_gmt":"2016-05-15T19:38:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=9177"},"modified":"2016-05-15T20:38:35","modified_gmt":"2016-05-15T19:38:35","slug":"clips","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/05\/clips\/","title":{"rendered":"Clips Of The Week 15\/05\/2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week we have lies, love, booze, and haircuts. Also, have we discovered the next Christopher While? And some delightful sex advice from my East End sex magnet.<\/p>\n<p>Oh the joys of Social Casting \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Miss Scruffy: Our Server Hosts Are Dumb!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9178 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Mark-Vaughn-caching-database-server-broke8.png\" alt=\"Mark Vaughn - caching database server broke8\" width=\"341\" height=\"248\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, of course it did. Because i mean, Datacenter&#8217;s don&#8217;t have sophisticated fault detection tools do they&#8230; \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Moniek: Your Stains Don&#8217;t Worry Me.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Sometimes, it&#8217;s best to have a mute button for Girlfriends that speak before they think, as poor Abstract found out.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_783201136\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cldup.com\/MaQD-wDjqc.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Irelands Patriot Wakes Up A New Man.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Poor IP. he falls asleep with long hair, and wakes up with no hair.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9179 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IPs-new-haircut.png\" alt=\"IP's new haircut\" width=\"413\" height=\"356\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9180 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/IPs-new-haircut1.png\" alt=\"IP's new haircut1\" width=\"413\" height=\"356\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">That&#8217;s what happens when you mix alcohol, friends, and a pair of Clippers to your evening \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>JimmyRizzo: I&#8217;ve Got Black Stools.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_310832447\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cldup.com\/q0e8M6VQVW.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Nice!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Cherrybreeze: How To Make Me Orgasm.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_15085733\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cldup.com\/bjj5YXt3OU.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So now you know guys. You want to get Zoe wetter than the Atlantic and begging for more, here&#8217;s how:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9181 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/308x152_execution_by_firing_squad_vietnam.jpg\" alt=\"308x152_execution_by_firing_squad_vietnam\" width=\"308\" height=\"152\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>IamSonchild Gets Banned From VL:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9182 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Sonchild-banned-744x236.png\" alt=\"Sonchild banned\" width=\"744\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Sonchild-banned-744x236.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Sonchild-banned-420x133.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Sonchild-banned-768x244.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Sonchild-banned-1200x381.png 1200w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Sonchild-banned.png 1266w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I missed the actual cast, but you can catch the video&#8217;s over at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scuttlebuttscorner.com\/sonschild-bares-it-all-and-has-a-nipple-slip-while-doing-the-monkey-dance\/\" target=\"_blank\">Scuttlebutts<\/a>. I can&#8217;t believe they banned Anita just for that? The Vaughns must want to ban everybody they can before the site closes. How am i ever going to live without Queen Anita IV and her eccentric life?<\/p>\n\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_1125858026\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cldup.com\/_zDnWXJNSB.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">SAVE ANITA..DOWN WITH MARK AND SCRUFF!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Rizzo: MeNellie You B**tard.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Looks like the short lived truce between the pair is well and truly over.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9183 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Rizzo-rages-at-MeNellie.png\" alt=\"Rizzo rages at MeNellie\" width=\"302\" height=\"153\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Is Tattoo Man Vaughn&#8217;s Next Christopher While?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9185 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Tattoos-mans-drink-collection-744x424.png\" alt=\"Tattoo's mans drink collection\" width=\"744\" height=\"424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Tattoos-mans-drink-collection-744x424.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Tattoos-mans-drink-collection-420x239.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Tattoos-mans-drink-collection-768x438.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Tattoos-mans-drink-collection-120x67.png 120w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Tattoos-mans-drink-collection.png 807w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9186 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Tattoos-mans-drink-collection1-744x424.png\" alt=\"Tattoo's mans drink collection1\" width=\"744\" height=\"424\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Tattoos-mans-drink-collection1-744x424.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Tattoos-mans-drink-collection1-420x239.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Tattoos-mans-drink-collection1-768x438.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Tattoos-mans-drink-collection1-120x67.png 120w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Tattoos-mans-drink-collection1.png 807w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;Cheers babies, drink up and fuck off, honk honk&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Cherrybreeze: Sperm Is One Of Your 5 A Day!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This is why i love this girl to bits \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_859698154\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cldup.com\/_76Iy_RVxk.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Miss Scruffy: MS Was Nice Till She Went To Scuttlebutts Corner.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">MS was nice? When?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9187 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Mark-Vaughn-caching-database-server-broke10.png\" alt=\"Mark Vaughn - caching database server broke10\" width=\"354\" height=\"429\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9188 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Mark-Vaughn-caching-database-server-broke11.png\" alt=\"Mark Vaughn - caching database server broke11\" width=\"354\" height=\"429\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9189 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Mark-Vaughn-caching-database-server-broke12.png\" alt=\"Mark Vaughn - caching database server broke12\" width=\"354\" height=\"429\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9190 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Mark-Vaughn-caching-database-server-broke13.png\" alt=\"Mark Vaughn - caching database server broke13\" width=\"354\" height=\"429\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9191 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Mark-Vaughn-caching-database-server-broke14.png\" alt=\"Mark Vaughn - caching database server broke14\" width=\"354\" height=\"447\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9192 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Mark-Vaughn-caching-database-server-broke15.png\" alt=\"Mark Vaughn - caching database server broke15\" width=\"354\" height=\"447\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9193 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Mark-Vaughn-caching-database-server-broke16.png\" alt=\"Mark Vaughn - caching database server broke16\" width=\"354\" height=\"447\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9194 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/Mark-Vaughn-caching-database-server-broke18.png\" alt=\"Mark Vaughn - caching database server broke18\" width=\"354\" height=\"430\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;sounds like your timing was terrible&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Quote of the Year.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Craigito1 Finds Love On Ivlog.tv<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_1443931620\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cldup.com\/racbvfjOM5.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Glad he&#8217;s found somebody. Craig is on the Renegade Faith level. A real genuine, top lad. Hope it works out for you two.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tell next time, take care, be safe, and most importantly, enjoy the lulz \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week we have lies, love, booze, and haircuts. Also, have we discovered the next Christopher While? And some delightful sex advice from my East End sex magnet. Oh the joys of Social Casting \ud83d\ude09 &nbsp; Miss Scruffy: Our Server Hosts Are Dumb! Yeah, of course it did. Because i mean, Datacenter&#8217;s don&#8217;t have sophisticated&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":8618,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[509,2426,1024,781,173,1232,1753,1552,2517],"class_list":["post-9177","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cherrybreeze","tag-clips-of-the-week","tag-craigito1","tag-iamsonchild","tag-irelands-patriot","tag-jimmy-rizzo","tag-miss-scruffy","tag-moniek","tag-most-tattood-man"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9177","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9177"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9177\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8618"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9177"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9177"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9177"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}