{"id":92,"date":"2014-05-21T11:10:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-21T11:10:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/northernmonkey-im-25\/"},"modified":"2014-05-21T11:10:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-21T11:10:00","slug":"northernmonkey-im-25","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/05\/northernmonkey-im-25\/","title":{"rendered":"NorthernMonkey: I&#8217;m 25"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what makes these guy&#8217;s so funny, it&#8217;s the way they tell you lies, then forget what they have said day&#8217;s later and drop themselves right in it.<\/p>\n<p>Dicky&#8217;s still trying to tell people he&#8217;s 25 lol, even though he knows i know his address, his telephone number, who he lives with and of course&#8230;his age. But he still continues to argue the toss \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-NiLCMN7Amm8\/U3x5hLDzMTI\/AAAAAAAAB2Y\/Kc7nJt1QpD0\/s1600\/rich+tries+to+blag+his+age.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-NiLCMN7Amm8\/U3x5hLDzMTI\/AAAAAAAAB2Y\/Kc7nJt1QpD0\/s1600\/rich+tries+to+blag+his+age.png\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>So he&#8217;s 25 eh? Now that would mean he was born around 1989&#8217;ish, yet when he&#8217;s in casts, he always tells people his favourite music is the 90&#8217;s. Now either he&#8217;s got a very good memory of being like between the ages of 2 and 10, or like i <b>know<\/b>&nbsp;he is, he was born about ten years earlier, which would make him a teen in that decade, and i&#8217;m sure we can all remember what great songs were out in our teens.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, back over to you Dicky, when you cock up again, just remember, we will be watching \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what makes these guy&#8217;s so funny, it&#8217;s the way they tell you lies, then forget what they have said day&#8217;s later and drop themselves right in it. Dicky&#8217;s still trying to tell people he&#8217;s 25 lol, even though he knows i know his address, his telephone number, who he lives with and of&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}