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<\/p>\nSome would call it an act of Karma. Myself, i call it being a big girls blouse, and a very big blouse at that.<\/p>\n
Poor Marky boy has had a life changing experience while out in his brand new car. Some reports are claiming he’ll never be the same, while others claim he will be scarred for life.<\/p>\n
Me? I just fucking larfed…<\/p>\n
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Wow. That’s some serious shit Mark. I hope the Police put Tennessee on lockdown until these dangerously violent criminals were caught.<\/p>\n
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Seriously though, i thought he was taking the piss when he said the Police had just left.<\/p>\n
Apparently not though:<\/p>\n
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He really called the Police and asked them to spend god knows how long trawling through CCTV tapes from the minute he arrived, till he arrived back at his car.<\/p>\n
Jesus Wept!<\/p>\n
It gets better though. When other people start to ask him if he really went that far,Marky boy was adamant he’d done the right thing.<\/p>\n
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Then, as per, Scruff jumped in to defend her baby boy…<\/p>\n
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Just what planet does that family live on?<\/p>\n
Seriously, anybody know?<\/p>\n
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Let’s take a closer look at what Scruff claims is ” extensive damage” and isn’t a “tiny ding”<\/p>\n
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Extensive indeed. Hey look, it’s about the size of a fly’s foreskin.\ufffc I can see how that would come under ‘extensive’ criminal damage…<\/p>\n
If you called the Police here in the UK, they wouldn’t even talk to you past the point of describing what happened let alone come out and waste time trawling the CCTV recordings in the hope of seeing who might have opened their car door against yours.<\/p>\n
Can you imagine what he’d be like if he comes out one day and somebody has knocked his wing mirror clean off?<\/p>\n
He would be demanding all troops are brought back from overseas deployments and all Ports are closed until the terrorists who did it were found.<\/p>\n
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