{"id":95,"date":"2014-05-18T20:47:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-18T20:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/the-dick-and-the-hamster\/"},"modified":"2014-05-18T20:47:00","modified_gmt":"2014-05-18T20:47:00","slug":"the-dick-and-hamster","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/05\/the-dick-and-hamster\/","title":{"rendered":"The Dick And The Hamster"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sounds like a joke right doesn&#8217;t it, but oh know, NorthernMonkey say&#8217;s he loves Shez&#8217; big hamster&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-yBtd3WU-KwI\/U3kMyHvWBFI\/AAAAAAAABz8\/lDkqL6qpBU8\/s1600\/dicky+likes+the+hamster.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-yBtd3WU-KwI\/U3kMyHvWBFI\/AAAAAAAABz8\/lDkqL6qpBU8\/s1600\/dicky+likes+the+hamster.png\" height=\"192\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Wouldn&#8217;t the internet be worse off if Richard gave it up lol. Not sure what kind of pets Dicky has owned in the past, but if he ever bought a hamster like that, i think it&#8217;s safe to say somebody seen him coming \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-NYK7dzbVmiU\/U3kODZ8AsPI\/AAAAAAAAB0I\/MD0hojn9JZ4\/s1600\/dimwit.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-NYK7dzbVmiU\/U3kODZ8AsPI\/AAAAAAAAB0I\/MD0hojn9JZ4\/s1600\/dimwit.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sounds like a joke right doesn&#8217;t it, but oh know, NorthernMonkey say&#8217;s he loves Shez&#8217; big hamster&#8230; Wouldn&#8217;t the internet be worse off if Richard gave it up lol. Not sure what kind of pets Dicky has owned in the past, but if he ever bought a hamster like that, i think it&#8217;s safe to&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-95","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=95"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/95\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=95"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=95"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=95"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}