{"id":9531,"date":"2016-07-24T20:19:48","date_gmt":"2016-07-24T19:19:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=9531"},"modified":"2016-07-24T20:25:05","modified_gmt":"2016-07-24T19:25:05","slug":"three-things-never-life","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/07\/three-things-never-life\/","title":{"rendered":"Three Things You Should Never Do In Life"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>1)\u00a0<\/strong>Call your Wife by another name in bed!<\/p>\n<p><strong>2)\u00a0<\/strong>Play Pokeman Go!<\/p>\n<p><strong>3)\u00a0<\/strong>Meet up with Internet friends!<\/p>\n<p>Time and time again, we see people meeting up with &#8216;friends&#8217; they only know through the Internet. And time and time again, it all goes tits up!<\/p>\n<p>Remember the Craigito1\/Bigy\/Willsmac and Rach Blackpool disaster?<\/p>\n<p>Well, it seems people just don&#8217;t learn.<\/p>\n<p>Yesterday, we had the Edge of Eight and Carolyn take the journey over to Joker444&#8217;s house for a few beers and a laugh.And, just like most other meet up&#8217;s, it started off so well&#8230;<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tr9IWfHB74Q\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Then as the fun continued, all of a sudden, you could of cut the atmosphere with a knife lol.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/6iAWUqlIEBQ\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><br \/>\nThe next few hours consisted of Joker doing his usual &#8216;do as i say or i will turn the cast off&#8217; with the stream turned off every 45-60 minutes or so, Carolyn just being sulky and shitfaced, and Edge being the voice of reason.<\/p>\n<p>To be honest, Edge deserves a medal for being so calm and composed while the other two were snapping at almost everything she did or said.<\/p>\n<p>So there we go, further evidence that Internet friends should stay just that. People need to realise that what happens through their monitor, is nothing more than cyber life, and 9 times out 10, will NEVER match up to real life.<\/p>\n<p>But we all know, soon there will be another Foxman &#8211; Loveleigh , another Bigy &#8211; Craigito1, and another Joker &#8211; Edge farce for us to enjoy \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><em>ps: Credit to Pokemongunt for the Joker pic \ud83d\ude09<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1)\u00a0Call your Wife by another name in bed! 2)\u00a0Play Pokeman Go! 3)\u00a0Meet up with Internet friends! Time and time again, we see people meeting up with &#8216;friends&#8217; they only know through the Internet. And time and time again, it all goes tits up! Remember the Craigito1\/Bigy\/Willsmac and Rach Blackpool disaster? Well, it seems people just&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9538,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2609,2608,2584,2610],"class_list":["post-9531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-carolyn","tag-edge-of-eight","tag-joker444","tag-meet-up"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9531\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}