{"id":9551,"date":"2016-07-27T13:00:37","date_gmt":"2016-07-27T12:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=9551"},"modified":"2018-07-27T09:54:32","modified_gmt":"2018-07-27T08:54:32","slug":"richuk-im-good-karaoke-singer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/07\/richuk-im-good-karaoke-singer\/","title":{"rendered":"RichUK: I&#8217;m A Good Karaoke Singer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Urban music loving bad boy from Rotherham returned to casting on Ivlog recently, along with his &#8216;it&#8217;s half Krissy&#8217; sidekick.<\/p>\n<p>Previously known as &#8216;thenorthernmonkey&#8217; , it was good to see Dicky back on our screens, twitch&#8217;s an all, still 6 stone of bones, still hiding his acne behind his black and white cam, and still as fucking deluded as ever.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Welcome back Dicky boy \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9552 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/Dicky-I-am-good-at-Karaoke-when-im-drunk.png\" alt=\"Dicky - I am good at Karaoke when i'm drunk\" width=\"305\" height=\"51\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ah yes, we remember Dickster&#8217;s excellent singing don&#8217;t we \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/umAHHdf\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah boy, you got dem vocals for real \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">On a more realistic note, his e-girlfriend from the States, it&#8217;s_krissy is now more it&#8217;s_half_krissy. Remember the woman who was so overweight she was literally gasping for oxygen just by talking?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well, she&#8217;s back with a slimmer look for 2016.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She&#8217;s gone from this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3781 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/itskrissy-fat-744x506.png\" alt=\"it'skrissy fat\" width=\"744\" height=\"506\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/itskrissy-fat-744x506.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/itskrissy-fat-420x285.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/itskrissy-fat-768x522.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/itskrissy-fat.png 1074w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">to this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9554 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/itskrissy-looking-slimmer.png\" alt=\"it'skrissy looking slimmer\" width=\"591\" height=\"375\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/itskrissy-looking-slimmer.png 591w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/07\/itskrissy-looking-slimmer-420x266.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 591px) 100vw, 591px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Credit where it&#8217;s due, she&#8217;s lost a good few stone by the looks of it. And without wanting to sound cruel, it was needed. I honestly don&#8217;t think she would of seen another 2 years if she hadn&#8217;t taken drastic action.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well done Krissy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Urban music loving bad boy from Rotherham returned to casting on Ivlog recently, along with his &#8216;it&#8217;s half Krissy&#8217; sidekick. Previously known as &#8216;thenorthernmonkey&#8217; , it was good to see Dicky back on our screens, twitch&#8217;s an all, still 6 stone of bones, still hiding his acne behind his black and white cam, and&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9556,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[1768,332,663,2613,1757,1763,1320,274],"class_list":["post-9551","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-dicky","tag-itskrissy","tag-karaoke","tag-muzicalmindz","tag-northernmonkey","tag-richard-swann","tag-richuk","tag-rotherham"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9551","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9551"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9551\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9556"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9551"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9551"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9551"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}