{"id":9577,"date":"2016-08-03T23:45:56","date_gmt":"2016-08-03T22:45:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=9577"},"modified":"2016-08-03T23:45:56","modified_gmt":"2016-08-03T22:45:56","slug":"mark-james-separated-birth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/08\/mark-james-separated-birth\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark And James: Separated At Birth?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is nothing wrong with holding your hands up and saying &#8216; look guys, i have very little idea about blah blah subject&#8217; because people will respect you for it and even offer to help you.<\/p>\n<p>But what both Mark Vaughn and James Packer have in common, is their ability to claim to be &#8216;coders&#8217; when in actual fact, they are both clueless about what they actually claim to be experts at.<\/p>\n<p>First of, lets take a classic quote from Packer. What a plonker this guy is LOL<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9579 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/James-Packer-wordpress-is-buggy-and-expensive-1-744x79.png\" alt=\"James Packer -  wordpress is buggy and expensive\" width=\"744\" height=\"79\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/James-Packer-wordpress-is-buggy-and-expensive-1-744x79.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/James-Packer-wordpress-is-buggy-and-expensive-1-420x44.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/James-Packer-wordpress-is-buggy-and-expensive-1-768x81.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/James-Packer-wordpress-is-buggy-and-expensive-1.png 1030w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Is this guy real? WordPress plugins are buggy?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Lets take a look at some stats about WordPress, as of July 2016<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Percentage of Websites globally that use WordPress:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">26%<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Number of posts that have been written with WordPress:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">2.5 Billion<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>*up to 26 June 2015<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Number of comments left on WordPress sites:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">3 Billion<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*up to 26 June 2015<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Number of new WordPress websites added daily:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">50,000<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>*up to 14th March 2015<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Number of people who view WordPress blogs monthly:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">409 Million<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">*up to 29 June 2016<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Number of page views on WordPress blogs monthly:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">22.3 Billion<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><em>*up to 29th June 2016<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Stats from <a href=\"http:\/\/expandedramblings.com\/index.php\/wordpress-statistics\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But yeah, WordPress and it&#8217;s plugins are buggy lol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;<em>not to mention pricey&#8221;<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Does this dude not realise that WordPress and it&#8217;s plugins are free?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Just how pricey can it be, when it costs you \u00a30?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Next, we have Mark Vaughn, his Mother, and some strange, to say the least, comments.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9580 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Scruffy-we-ignore-the-trolls4.png\" alt=\"Scruffy -  we ignore the trolls4\" width=\"252\" height=\"133\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mark is re-coding the video player?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Really?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Now that&#8217;s odd, because the new video player that Mark has been testing, and is over the moon with, see here:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9581 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Mark-Vaughn-new-video-software.png\" alt=\"Mark Vaughn -  new video software\" width=\"520\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Mark-Vaughn-new-video-software.png 520w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Mark-Vaughn-new-video-software-420x121.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Is in actual fact, a code that was already written, and is being used by Mark, from <a href=\"https:\/\/github.com\/sergey-dryabzhinsky\/nginx-rtmp-module\/tree\/62748fe56d82b81284cbdc93e688189b76e9ead5\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9582 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Marks-new-video-code-744x560.png\" alt=\"Marks new video code\" width=\"744\" height=\"560\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Marks-new-video-code-744x560.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Marks-new-video-code-420x316.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Marks-new-video-code-768x578.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Marks-new-video-code-1200x904.png 1200w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Marks-new-video-code.png 1275w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">That&#8217;s right, the master &#8216;code monkey&#8217; is once again trawling GitHub for a working RTMP video software, and will no doubt, once again, claim he wrote his site from &#8216;scratch&#8217; \u00a0and he&#8217;s spent weeks on &#8216;coding&#8217; his new video player.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But hey, what do we know \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is nothing wrong with holding your hands up and saying &#8216; 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