{"id":9594,"date":"2016-08-05T22:13:10","date_gmt":"2016-08-05T21:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=9594"},"modified":"2016-08-05T22:13:10","modified_gmt":"2016-08-05T21:13:10","slug":"foxmanshawn-lets-sniff-hebbers-chair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/08\/foxmanshawn-lets-sniff-hebbers-chair\/","title":{"rendered":"FoxmanShawn: Lets Sniff Hebbers Chair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh how Fox would love to get a go on Hebbers c*nt. Unfortunately for Fox, he&#8217;s old enough to be her Dad, and when you add in the rumour that Hebbz would rather chew on a pair of beef curtains than a\u00a0Bratwurst, his chances are fairly slim.<\/p>\n<p>So what&#8217;s the next best option? Invite her round, wait till she leaves, then have a good sniff of the chair she was sat on.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, that&#8217;s what we all do isn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n<p>*<em>Full credit to the Anon for supplying the following video.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/vid.me\/e\/OK6k?stats=1\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">That&#8217;s why i love this guy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh how Fox would love to get a go on Hebbers c*nt. Unfortunately for Fox, he&#8217;s old enough to be her Dad, and when you add in the rumour that Hebbz would rather chew on a pair of beef curtains than a\u00a0Bratwurst, his chances are fairly slim. So what&#8217;s the next best option? Invite her&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9596,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2312,2624,764,1724,2626,2625],"class_list":["post-9594","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-blab-im","tag-chair-sniffing","tag-foxmanshawn","tag-hebbers","tag-perv","tag-sweaty"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9594","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9594"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9594\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9596"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9594"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9594"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9594"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}