{"id":9628,"date":"2016-08-18T00:51:15","date_gmt":"2016-08-17T23:51:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=9628"},"modified":"2016-08-18T00:51:15","modified_gmt":"2016-08-17T23:51:15","slug":"mark-vaughn-i-need-help-servers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/08\/mark-vaughn-i-need-help-servers\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Vaughn: I Need Help With My Servers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think Mark is slowly starting to admit he is out of his depth now. Recent Facebook posts have been stuff such as &#8221; i never signed up to be an adult&#8221; and &#8220;i need a vacation from real life&#8221; etc&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Now we have the latest self confessed clue that he really isn&#8217;t good at t&#8217;internet things like he claims:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9629 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Mark-Vaughn-Sick-of-being-woke-up-to-fix-server.png\" alt=\"Mark Vaughn - Sick of being woke up to fix server\" width=\"512\" height=\"123\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Mark-Vaughn-Sick-of-being-woke-up-to-fix-server.png 512w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Mark-Vaughn-Sick-of-being-woke-up-to-fix-server-420x101.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 512px) 100vw, 512px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ok, lets clear 2 points up here.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>1)\u00a0<\/strong>Lets just for one minute, imagine it&#8217;s not Marks useless coding, and the Datacenter he uses to host his servers is pretty crap and overloaded.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">For $25k a month, i&#8217;m sure you can move to a far better hosting company that won&#8217;t crash all the time.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>2)\u00a0<\/strong>Now lets assume for the money you are supposedly paying each month, that the servers are in actual fact, fine, and it&#8217;s your inability to code, or even use somebody&#8217;s code (which we all know you do) that is the problem. Would it not be easier to just pay a decent coder a one off fee, to sort your shambles out and get it running smooth without needing to keep rebooting your servers?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Your arrogance will soon be your downfall dude.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9630 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/Wish-there-was-a-way-to-stop-ukmuppets.png\" alt=\"Wish there was a way to stop ukmuppets\" width=\"343\" height=\"49\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think Mark is slowly starting to admit he is out of his depth now. Recent Facebook posts have been stuff such as &#8221; i never signed up to be an adult&#8221; and &#8220;i need a vacation from real life&#8221; etc&#8230; Now we have the latest self confessed clue that he really isn&#8217;t good at&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":9633,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2637,2487,1754,230,1751],"class_list":["post-9628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-arrogance","tag-code","tag-mark-vaughn","tag-servers","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=9628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9628\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/9633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=9628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=9628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=9628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}