{"id":9695,"date":"2016-09-04T15:24:15","date_gmt":"2016-09-04T14:24:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=9695"},"modified":"2016-09-04T21:14:15","modified_gmt":"2016-09-04T20:14:15","slug":"monkeysniffer-lost-irony","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/09\/monkeysniffer-lost-irony\/","title":{"rendered":"Monkeysniffer – Lost In Irony (Updated)"},"content":{"rendered":"

Everybody knows the crap-chat over at Scutts is toxic, and has been for a while. But they have hit an all time low lately with their responses over the tragic death of Wintard.<\/p>\n

Don’t get me wrong, there have been several kind comments, plenty saying how popular she was and how sad it is for such a young girl to lose her life. You know, the similar thoughts any normal human being would have.<\/p>\n

But then you have Monkeysniffer! The guy that said, and i quote “so another junkie offed herself, who cares”<\/p>\n

As sick as some will find that, i suppose he’s entitled to his opinion, no matter how disgusting any sane person would find it.<\/p>\n

But the fact he’s pissed because not all people are so hate filled and angry with life as he appears to be, shouldn’t cloud his warped mind enough to not see what a hypocrite he’s being.<\/p>\n

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\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

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Seriously though, whoever finds a tribute to to the loss of a troubled young girl as sexual in any way needs help. It reminds back to the UK Invasion days when CKA Ryan was always making posts about having sex with dogs if anybody said they loved their dogs.<\/p>\n

But Monkey’s brain farts didn’t end there. Check this classic….<\/p>\n

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And then goes on to make a post about Cherrybreeze inhaling gas.<\/p>\n

Not that making a post on the net with pictures of her inhaling gas could possibly glorify it to the wrong minded person eh?<\/p>\n

Want more?<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Ah, so lets see. That post you did about Alice’s ‘suicide’ you did despite hearing of lots of rumours about others who wanted to follow and do the same thing.<\/p>\n

So instead of being sympathetic and explaining to these vulnerable people that to commit suicide is never the thing to do, and they should always talk to family and friends about how they are feeling and seek medical help, you instead, call them “attention whores”<\/p>\n

And my post was in bad taste?<\/p>\n

You couldn’t make this shit up!<\/p>\n

But then he slowly becomes more retarded as the night goes on.<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Yeah, because fuck all those friends who the family don’t have phone numbers for, i mean, who needs to let them know anyway….<\/p>\n

Jesus, this guy is like James Packer x 2<\/p>\n

Then still pissed that we dare have a heart and actually care about other people, he makes the strange claim that the post was only made because “we must be desperate for material”<\/p>\n

Of course, i mean, we wouldn’t care that a caster died if we had stories about SexyChris or Foxman to write would we???<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Not like Monkey of course, he has so much material it’s bursting out of your screens.<\/p>\n

Lets take a look at the Sniffers wide range of posts for August:<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Ah, some Shawnio story. That’s good. What else i wonder?<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Yesss, some Cookielipshitz gossip, great!<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Ah, some old Ned story, wonder what else he has…<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Hmm, Ned again, ok, what’s new Monkey…<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

More Ned….<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Oh, some Hipperz and Pat, this one was good \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Ah, i see, more Pat.<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Oh, some more Shawnio. Just what we needed!<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

And again….<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Back to Pat….<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

No we’re not, we are back to Shawnio, super duper….<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Back to Pat. A bit like a see-saw this isn’t it.<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Zzzzz….<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Eh up, we are back to Ned again \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

Oh, i liked this one hehehe \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

So to sum it up, we should of ignored Wintard’s sad death and concentrated on Nedrauk, Shawnio, and UnitedAmerican.<\/p>\n

Damn, i wish i hated everybody and knew how to blog like Monkeysniffer, wouldn’t the World be a great place \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

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**Update:<\/strong><\/p>\n

As sure as the the sun will rise tomorrow morning, Monkeysniffer gave his reply to a post on a blog he never reads…<\/p>\n

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\"Monkeysniffer<\/p>\n

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Ok. Fair play, he expresses that he personally wouldn’t make a tribute post to somebody who was well liked around the casting sites because they committed suicide. That’s his opinion and he’s a right to that. It’s also his opinion that to do so is in poor taste and that Scutts Blog doesn’t need a cheap post on it. He obviously see’s tributes differently to how i do, but, once again, that’s his opinion.<\/p>\n

Now as far as we are concerned, it’s done. We paid our respect the way we felt was right and now it’s time to let Winter rest in peace and let her family and friends mourn for her however they see fit.<\/p>\n

**Story Complete.<\/strong><\/p>\n

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\"Wish<\/p>\n

\"John<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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