{"id":9847,"date":"2016-09-26T15:11:47","date_gmt":"2016-09-26T14:11:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=9847"},"modified":"2016-09-26T15:11:47","modified_gmt":"2016-09-26T14:11:47","slug":"clips-week-ending-25-09-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/09\/clips-week-ending-25-09-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Clips Of The Week &#8211; Ending 25-09-2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With all the casting sites dead still (until <a href=\"http:\/\/blogtv.ca\/\" target=\"_blank\">Blogtv.ca<\/a> opens) there really isn&#8217;t much happening at all i&#8217;m afraid. But hey ho, you can always find the odd bit&#8217;s and bobs to kill the boredom.<\/p>\n<p>This week we have DrunkJim visiting the blog, a bit of fun with Sexychris, and Adambro makes a return once again and we find out who is the mind-numbingly boring JibJabber from the crap chat.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Batfink Splashes The Cash:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9848 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Batfink-im-getting-hubby-1p-books-for-xmas.png\" alt=\"batfink-im-getting-hubby-1p-books-for-xmas\" width=\"341\" height=\"95\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>The Crap Chat JibJabber Is Revealed:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I was only thinking the other day, that the only person i know of that is over 8yrs old and finds JibJab videos entertaining was Shez Jackson. Remember this?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/index.php\/2014\/04\/shez-discovers-jibjab\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/index.php\/2014\/04\/shez-discovers-jibjab\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well low and behold, didn&#8217;t old Ahmed go and fuck up again lol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9849 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat2-744x116.png\" alt=\"shez-on-scutts-chat2\" width=\"744\" height=\"116\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat2-744x116.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat2-420x65.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat2-768x119.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat2-1200x186.png 1200w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat2.png 1255w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">then after bragging that he&#8217;d jumped in and registered his username before &#8221; some other cunt got it&#8221; the dumb fuck didn&#8217;t even refresh his guest number before he goes and posts these lol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9850 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat1-744x121.png\" alt=\"shez-on-scutts-chat1\" width=\"744\" height=\"121\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat1-744x121.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat1-420x68.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat1-768x125.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat1-1200x196.png 1200w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat1.png 1282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9851 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat-744x513.png\" alt=\"shez-on-scutts-chat\" width=\"744\" height=\"513\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat-744x513.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat-420x290.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat-768x530.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat-1200x828.png 1200w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Shez-on-Scutts-chat.png 1260w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Poor Ahmed. But then again, he never was one for brains. Remember when he was fucking about with Soultrain&#8217;s, Boo&#8217;s,Griffs,\u00a0and MJS&#8217;s \u00a0VL login details and didn&#8217;t even use a VPN \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/index.php\/2014\/01\/where-art-thou-soultrains-password\/\" target=\"_blank\">http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/index.php\/2014\/01\/where-art-thou-soultrains-password\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And when he got a final warning from Virgin Media for breaking the ToS lolol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You will fit right in at Scuttlebutts Shezza \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Lets Play &#8216;Guess The Next Sentence&#8217; With SexyChris:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Gone are the days of the\u00a0<em>hmpph<\/em> and the creaking door grunts. But Chris still has the odd stammer when he&#8217;s half cut.\u00a0Lets see if anybody can correctly predict what he&#8217;s about to say next?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_656068190\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cldup.com\/MjDSFSYOas.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>RichUK(aka NorthernMonkey) Poses For The Police:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-9861 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Dicky-wanted-poster-744x540.png\" alt=\"dicky-wanted-poster\" width=\"744\" height=\"540\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Dicky-wanted-poster-744x540.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Dicky-wanted-poster-420x305.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Dicky-wanted-poster-768x558.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Dicky-wanted-poster-1200x872.png 1200w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Dicky-wanted-poster.png 1239w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/>\ufffc<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\ufffc<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>RenegadeFaith Not Happy With The VL VIP Scam:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9862 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Renegade-Faith-fed-up-with-VIP.png\" alt=\"renegade-faith-fed-up-with-vip\" width=\"327\" height=\"215\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Crap Chat Show Their Superior Wisdom:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-9863 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/Scuttlebutr-All-Irish-should-look-like-Pierce-Brosnan.png\" alt=\"scuttlebutr-all-irish-should-look-like-pierce-brosnan\" width=\"410\" height=\"92\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Intellect in it&#8217;s highest form!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>DrunkJim: I&#8217;m Famous.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Good old Jim is rapidly becoming a bit of a cult figure on VL now. And the great Rum drinker himself found us while watching the video we uploaded of him <a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/index.php\/2016\/09\/drunkjim-sexychris-uncle\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>\u00a0and seemed delighted for a change. It&#8217;s usually people screaming &#8220;get my f**king video of that blog now&#8221; lol.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/p_1UoPr1ya8\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We love Jim here. He&#8217;s honest, wise, and tells it how it is. Also he likes a good drink \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Adambro Returns &#8211; Without Emma:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And finally, the legend of tales and myths, the DJ&#8217;ing Cop and Ladies magnet, aka Adambro, returned to our VL screens this week (thank god)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And with Adam, you are always guaranteed some bizarre stories that will cheer you up on a damp Sunday afternoon.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/GJw3FUMpKH0\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mcYr7Qgsv9Q\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So in reality, Adam was dating a MichelleStacy lookalike who rinsed his wallet dry then dumped him.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Still, worse things happen at sea.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So until next time, take care, be safe, and no matter how bad life seems, remember, there really is somebody out there worse off than you \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With all the casting sites dead still (until Blogtv.ca opens) there really isn&#8217;t much happening at all i&#8217;m afraid. 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