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We all know how much Simon loves a snot munch, but today’s feast was not only snot, but recycled apple cider that had been consumed minutes earlier, in a first to neck a can race with Chris While.
It was coming back up through his mouth and nose at the same time.
Where did it end up? From his hand, back to the mouth and swallowed like a hooker in a rush.
Simon’s an ok lad, very intelligent actually, but by god, he’s a dirty fooker.
He’s a cleaner version when its comes to Hygiene, but on a level with the snot thing, that’s something Chris would do.