The Way To CaliVal’s Heart

Some women love jewellery, some love flowers and some love chocolates. Our hottie Val prefers something much more useful…knobs! In fact, plenty of them and the bigger the better. Now before all you pervy minded blokes start messaging her day and night, i’m talking about these kind of knobs:

There you have it lads, forget the flowers, forget the gold, go out and buy her a mixer, a big mixer mind, and you’ll have her g-spot throbbing like a jack hammer.

If you’re on a first date with her and you already own one, just don’t fall asleep while she’s there:

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