Shez Jackson > Russell Brand

I think it’s clear that Mr’s Shez isn’t putting out lately, which considering she’s pregnant is understandable. The side effect of this is poor Shezzer is left with a sack the size of the London Eye and him wanting to bang anything that’s got a hole.

Seem’s the testosterone has overloaded to his brain though:

                                                   Yeah, i mean, it’s a choice of


Or to put it another way, would you want an illuminous green 6ft x 5ft attic , or live in a million pound mansion?  Or have models wanting you to bed them or have NorthernMonkey as your best friend?

Yeah, i’m sure Katy Perry is devastated…..                                                                

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