Irelands Patriot’s 156 Miles To Find A Cat


Just when you think the lunatics at the Asylum can’t become more pathetic, along comes fat Daniel (Monkeysniffer) and produces what’s probably the most embarrassing post of all time.

You see, according to Daniel, IP has been naughty with some poor, innocent, kittens.

Only, there’s one slight problem:

It’s well known that Daniel is the laziest blogger ever, but you would think that before he posts some random make believe post, he would at least get the Country right.

IP lives in Carlow, which is in Eire. Belfast is in the North of Ireland, and part of the UK.

As you can see, there’s only 156 miles between them. So maybe IP did the evil deed while he nipped out to pick up some cans?

Or, perhaps the poor kittens were stopping him from sleeping at night, with their gentle purring?

Or, more realistically, this is the post of a blog that is on it’s knees, and are now just making up the most absurd nonsense you will ever read.

Good God!

What next, Karl Davies accused of shooting rabbits in Poland?

But it’s not just Daniel who seems to have given up on trying to save what’s left of Scuttlebuttscorner. The latest ‘week in review’ from Lardo has about as much enthusiasm as a person living on Death Row.

No Pope hat, no outfit, no news….just reading out the posts that have already been posted.

Is Lardo admitting nobody can be arsed to read their drivel now? Or does he think the posts are so riveting, you need to read them twice?

They have been in decline for a while now, and some of their stories and accusations have been bizarre, but this is just hilarious.

Keep up the good work lads, while Social casting is dead at the moment, it’s good that they are least providing the laughs until some new casters come along.








5 Thoughts to “Irelands Patriot’s 156 Miles To Find A Cat”

  1. dude

    i cannot deny or confirm any of my posts are not lies-monkeysniffer 2017

  2. Lardo's Shitty House

    Like those idiots care about what is or isn’t true. Lardo is a retired bug exterminator and obviously lost brain cells from the fumes. He’s got lots of time, but he’s not smart enough to create anything interesting or clever.

  3. 666666

    *************** BREAKING NEWS ****************

    Karl Davies was seen travelling to Poland.

    Rumours are that he was on his way to shoot rabbits.

    Now I can neither confirm or deny what sort of shooting was to take place.

    But our report indicates that the case he was carrying do not look like a camera case.

  4. Theon Greyjoy

    Check the livestramfail subreddit for a clip of SexyChris yelling the n-word. Couldn’t paste the link.

  5. All Lardo does is sit there and read week old posts. I NEVER understand that. Is he reading to the blind…the illiterate ? There’s even a guy who posts a compliment to him saying “great review” . What review? Do they understand that review isn’t reading out loud week old blog posts? But good luck telling Lardo that as Monkeysniffer censors ALL comments as seen in my latest post.

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