We’ve all seen Mark’s ‘biography’ so to speak, where he claims he had to leave College due to the Tutors not being able to teach him anything he didn’t already know.
And just to prove his coding knowledge would leave his former Tutors green with envy, here we show the skillz of the man known as Mark Vaughn.
See how good he is. On to the problem straight away, and rewriting the entire API code.
Hmm. It must be really tough trying to find the fault with your own code.
Damn. First the viewer count stops working, and now the video doesn’t work properly either.
Fear not, the man who knew more than his Tutors will soon have this fixed…
See, this is a man who knows his shit. Take a look at the graph, this dude is the dogs bollox when it comes to finding out why his own code is failing.
See, my man can fix his shit in no time.
But wait, what does all that mean?
You see, this is a common thing with Mark. Now rather than say ‘shit, i was trying to add a new script to the server and it has fucked it all up’ he will try and blame somebody else, or if that fails, bamboozle you with geek language.
This is the same tactic used by the Courts and Police. The Courts and Police use their own language, known as Legalise. This is where they will communicate with you using their own lingo, in the hope that it will confuse you and you will just agree with what they are saying.
Just like when the Police ask you do you understand when reading you your rights ( which in Legalise means you stand under them) Mark will use terms like ‘edge servers’ and ‘buffer overflows’
This is to confuse everybody into thinking that it must be a server/hardware error, rather than just saying in layman’s terms ‘ my code is failing to authenticate users stream names with the servers’
This is because, if he was honest and said that, he would get slaughtered for it.
But is Mark really a good coder/programmer?
This is only an example of faults that have been there for a long time.
The notifications haven’t worked since new year. The ability to reset your password by email hasn’t worked for god knows how long. And as far as i am aware, he still hasn’t supplied a single feature that he promised to VIP subscribers.
Now some will say he’s busy. Fair enough, that would be a reasonable excuse. But then when you see him sitting and chatting in Bubba’s and GG’s cast for hours on end, or you see him casting and playing Minecraft, when people who have paid him money are still waiting for more than an adblocker, you have to wonder if he really does know what the hell he’s doing.
Still, he promises new features that in all reality, will never arrive.
‘sharing to Facebook and Twitter is in the works’
Dude, Xsplit are already doing that. You are years behind in everything you talk about.
Serious question now. Do any of you genuinely expect this upcoming feature to ever exist?
Nah, me neither.
VIP ftw 😉